Cereal Rag Close
The “rag” is the instrumental part. Besides cereal, I love Scott Joplin, who wrote many rags, most famously, “The Entertainer.”

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Cereal Rag
I like cereal, give me some Trix.
I can even eat tons of Mueslix.
Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks,
Lucky Charms, Sugar Smacks.
Put them all in my sack,
Even Grape Nuts don’t make me hack.
I like cereal, bowls and bowls and bowls.
I like cereal,
Bowls and bowls and bowls and bowls.
I like cereal, Frankenberry’s rad.
For Frosted Mini Wheats,
I’m absolutely mad!
Special K, Raisin Bran,
Seinfeld, you’re my man,
Honeycomb, I demand;
Fruit loops, I’m your biggest fan.
I like cereal, bowls and bowls and bowls.
I like cereal
Bowls and bowls and bowls and bowls.
I like cereal and I must admit
Even Bran Flakes are great
‘Cause they help me take a shit.
Cocoa Pebbles, Cheerios—
You can stick those up your nose.
In my kitchen, anything goes—
Rice Krispies stick to your clothes.
Cracklin’ Oat Bran, gimme some Pops,
Rice Checks, Life, I cannot stop,
Total’s vitamins really rock,
Basic 4 puts me over the top.
Even dry it’s a great snack;
They eat it down the cul-de-sac.
For cereal I’m a maniac;
Without it I’d have a cardiac.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
It’s my best friend. It’s my best friend.
Amen.

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